Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Greeting Card
Price:
6.00
"Capybirthday to You!"
Vintage style digital print on premium cardstock. Packaged with a recycled paper envelope in a protective sleeve for shipping. A2 size, 4.25x5.5" greeting card.
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Greeting Card
Price:
6.00
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Greeting Card
Price:
6.00
Our best selling international favorite birthday card, now in native language! Get it in French, German, Spanish, and English! Stick it in the mail then get back to work, Prol!
"Birthdays are for the Bourgeoisie. Get back to work!"
"Les Anniversaires sont pour la Bourgeoisie. Retournez au Travail!"
"Geburtstage sind für die Bourgeoisie. Geh zurück zur arbeit!"
"Los Cumpleaños son para la Bourgeoisie. Vuelve al trabajo!"
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Greeting Card
Price:
6.00
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type:
Price:
6.00
"It is better to age like a fine wine, than to ripen like a moldy cheese. Happy Birthday"
Elegant, yet hilarious, our new birthday card is sure to please. Printed in Wine Teeth Purple.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Greeting Card
Price:
6.00
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Greeting Card
Price:
6.00
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type:
Price:
6.00
"Like a fine scotch, you’re dark, complicated, mysterious, and you smell like a burning hospital. Happy Birthday!"
Letterpress birthday card for those who like to drink things that smell like a box of bandaids.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.
Check out our entire line of hilariously awesome letterpress greeting cards and pick any 6 in our line for only $24!
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Greeting Card
Price:
6.00
Hope your birthday is Inconceivable!
Don’t fall prey to any of the classic blunders: land wars in Asia, going against Sicilians when death is on the line, and most importantly forgetting to get this card!
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.
Check out our entire line of hilariously awesome letterpress greeting cards and pick any 6 in our line for only $24!
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Greeting Card
Price:
6.00
"You're not getting old. You are vintage, retro, upcycled, and shabby chic. Happy Birthday!"
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Greeting Card
Price:
6.00
"It's Your Birthday. Party Your Face Off!"
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.
Check out our entire line of hilariously awesome letterpress greeting cards and pick any 6 in our line for only $24!
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Cards
Price:
6.00
"This card has a fucking birthday cake on it."
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Greeting Card
Price:
6.00
A gentler version of our Fuck You cupcake card. Equally delicious!
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Greeting Card
Price:
6.00
The perfect way to say Happy Birthday. Now with sprinkles!
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Greeting Card
Price:
6.00
Ha! Toilet humor!
Just in time for that special birthday greeting, it's Happy Bidet! A beautiful letterpress card, printed in urinal-puck blue on fine Lettra cotton card stock. It comes packaged with a recycled envelope in a biodegradable sleeve. It's so eco-friendly you could flush it! (Flushing not recommended.)
Say Happy Birthday with that oh-so-fresh-feeling!
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type:
Price:
6.00
"Happy Birthday. Don't forget to check your nuts." Vintage squirrel illustration letterpress printed
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Greeting Card
Price:
6.00
Drink Up, Bitches! A perfect card for a birthday! Makes a great party invitation too.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.
Check out our entire line of hilariously awesome letterpress greeting cards and pick any 6 in our line for only $24!
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Cards
Price:
6.00
Yea, though the day of thy birth is upon thee. Fear not, for thou art keeping it tight.
More from Britches & Hose, a series of letterpress greeting cards from dragonicamusic, concerning the wacky adventures of Sir Wally and Mister Shakes. Join your favorite Elizabethan gentlemen, as they embark upon a snarky quest to delight, debauch, titillate and ever-so-slightly insult everyone they come across! Your friends and family will giggle with glee and snort at the sass. Hurrah!
See more Adventures of Wally & Shakes, only from GuttersnipePress.com!
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.
Vendor: dragonicamusic
Type: Cards
Price:
6.00
"Birthdays are for the Bourgeoisie. Get Back to Work."
You've got the means of production to wish your proletariat friends a very happy birthday with this great new card from dragonicamusic!
Featuring good ol' Karl letterpress printed in Blood of the Worker Red.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.